"Yellow doesn't sell"-Steve Powers

BAD-Medicine show-Songwriters: JONES, MICHAEL GEOFFREY / LETTS, DON / WILLIAMS, HERMAN EZEKIEL Covered wagon medicine show Take you to the place where the healing flows Weak in spirit, we got the juice Won't save your soul, it'll shine your shoes Treated king to kangaroo Santa Fe to Timbuktu Don't be fooled by imitation This is the stuff that cured a nation We took the tube and the high plains too Never stopped long, just passing through A drop of the laughter of the maids of France

Makes a hopeless cripple dance It was really vile weather when we got to tarred and feathered You could hear the six guns sound as they chased us out of town In India we're all the rave Discovered that it's great as aftershave Dropped in the sea, just off Japan Swapped 20 bottles for an aqua-walkman Immunity from ridicule Improves your brains if you're a fool And I read in the Middle East, they traded some for a hostage release Now if you're bald it'll give you hair If you got straight trousers it'll give you flares Feeling up, you'll get depressed Out of style, here's a brand new dress It was really vile weather when we got to tarred and feathered You could hear the six guns sound as they chased us out of town Who the hell is that? One bastard goes in, another comes out Cut it out (Come over here) Cut it out Cut it out (Come over here) Cut it out I'm innocent of anything! Are you making some kind of joke? Ooh no! I don't think it's nice, you laughing The stuff we sell is just the best Passing all consumer test Days of heaven, nights of sin Voodoo stick and sharks fin When all around you seems like hell, just one sip will make you well Multipurpose in a jar If you ain't I'll it'll fix your car In days of yore for all bad feelings Washing socks and stripping ceilings Nowadays it's used medicinally for all known human malady It was really vile weather when we got to tarred and feathered You could hear the six guns sound as they chased us out of town Wanted in 14 counties of this state The condemned are sound and guilty for the crimes of murder Armed robbery of Citizens, state banks and post offices The theft of sacred objects Arson in state prison Perjury Bigamy Deserting his wife and children Siding prostitution Kidnapping Extortion Receiving stolen goods Selling stolen goods Passing counterfeit money and contrary to the laws of this state, the condemned is guilty of using marked cards And therefore, according with powers invested in us we sentence the accused here before us To call Benidicto Specifico One Maria Ramirez (Known as "The Rat") And any other aliases he may have to hang by the neck until death May god have mercy on your soul? Proceed Duck you suckers! I don't have to show you any stinking badges