Sunday, January 29, 2012

Benedryl and the Jets

Got married in a rush to save a kid from being deported,
Now she's in love
Oh, I was so touched, I was moved to kick the crutches from my crippled friend
She was not impressed that I cured her on the sabbath
I went to confess
When she saw the funny side, we introduced my child bride to whiskey and gin
To whiskey and ginThe priest in the booth had a photographic memory for all he had heard
He took all of my sins and he wrote a pocket novel called

-Bell and Sebastian "State that I am In"

As I sat here under the influence of allergy medicine trying to make sense of the songs randomly effervescing in my head, I thought, Benny could be the Benedryl I took for the cedar pollen deluge we have been experiencing, but JETS..? Just then , not 2 feet from my eyes, our most timid cat lifted her tail and like lazer beam precision let loose a stream of urine all over an envelope of Chinese new year stamps. After hissing at her like an anaconda with a flat tire and escorting her out of the house, I was perplexed and wondered why she would do that, why that object why this moment, believing that cats always have a reason. The record behind the stamps was REMs Murmur and Bell and Sebastin's Tiger Milk(hmmm)....

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