Dinner is Severed

Told my son a story from my childhood. He likes it when the stories are of me getting into mischief. The story I told this morning was of the time I used a saw blade like a chinese throwing star to explode the junction box in my brothers apartment. The story was a big hit, much giggles were had. Then about ten minutes later the lights in our house flickered and we heard the transformer down the block let out a fuzzy belch. the 'lectricity stealer!...